Fossil Spouses

Selden claims that Hock's caprilene long-johns smell. I personally assured her that no self respecting fossils wash their garments more than once a fortnight ... if that! She urged me to survey the spouses. So the question is, does your manly man launder his long-johns:

a) after every outing even if it is a one pitch, half day

b) after every long ski tour or full day on the hill

c) after several (3-4) mountain outings

d) after a couple of weeks

e) once a season

Please send responses to seldenwest@gmail.com